Who Are The BFFs?

Allie Dolanne

One of the most photographed stars of our time, twenty-four-year-old Allie starred in a sleazy sex video that accidentally launched her into superstardom a couple years ago. Since then, the iconic redhead has used her unusual voice and her salacious looks to transform herself into a multi-million-dollar international industry. There is Allie Dolanne, the trendy line of fashion clothes, and Allie Dolanne, the movie and TV star, and Allie Dolanne, the billionaire heiress-turned-hot-lingerie-commercial-lady.

Allie’s father is a honcho with one of the big-three automobile manufacturers and her mother putters around with various worthwhile charities. Allie’s grandfather founded the car company.

Tary Dolanne

The twenty-seven-year-old, singer-starlet is a big rock star, and when not on tour, she is a permanent shadow to her sister, Allie. She has had her share of brushes with the law, but lately it appears as though she is cleaning up her act.

The phone has been ringing off the hook after her inept performance during her opening number at the Video Music Awards Show. And the reviews in the trades and the Internet gossip sites are eating her up alive because she had failed to hide that she was lip-synching, and that she had fallen completely out of step on her choreography.

Lara Tait

With a personality more famous than her performance, the twenty-four-year-old, singer-actress-starlet likes to toss down one drink after the other. Her hunky buffoon boyfriend doubles as her bodyguard. The LAPD arrest her for suspected DUI and the Santa Monica PD arrest Lara again for possession of heroin, and for driving with a suspended license.

Rumors fly around the globe that Lara committed suicide because of failure for the one thing she actually did … acting on national television.

Kela Ryan

Talk about a train wreck, well, she easily takes the blue ribbon. Twenty-seven-year-old Kela has a death wish. She has slashed her wrists with knives, snorted line-after-line of coke, and even attacked her cocaine dealer with a gun for ripping her off.

Her career is yawnsville, her new single is a piece of garbage, her ex got temporary full custody of the kids, he’s trying to up her monthly support payment to him from fifteen grand to twenty-five, and her manager and lawyer just quit.

Sheli Lange

With her always-present best push-up bra and a bottle of booze, twenty-five-year-old Sheli is an illiterate high-maintenance number. The BHPD arrested her for suspected DUI and made bail two hours later. The wackadoodle actress has been in and out of Promises Treatment Center in Malibu so many times that they may issue her a "Gold Card."